I'm not even going to attempt to narrate anything here. To even attempt to construct an article from this would be to completely sully its point. This is Al Jourgensen, ladies and gentlemen. Mastermind behind Ministry, architect of industrial metal, the man. He hates a lot of shit. Here's his top five.
I was expecting "Annoying blogger/writer" to appear on the list, but thankfully I was spared. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go spin some Ministry and punch my apartment windows out. It's been a great week.